— Have you told him how you feel?
— Yes. Not out loud.
— Plus I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm... this big. Which I'm not!
— Joe, Joe, Joe... Stalin?
— Stalin. Do I know that name? That sounds familiar.
— Well, it does not ring a bell with me.
— Huh. Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good.
— You might want to try Joseph.
— Ah! Joseph Stalin! I think you'd remember that!
— Oh, yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
— Hi.
— This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.
— Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
— Yeah, sure.
— By someone besides Monica?
— No.
— You had a crush on me?
— All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent.
— Hey. How was basketball?
— It was fun. Right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye.
— Oh, no. Who did that?
— Chandler.
— Is that your new walk?
— No. I really have to pee.