Lisa Simpson – Character Quotes

17 quotes

— Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
— What are we gonna have?
— Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
— What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Poison pizza.
— Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.

- Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
-  What are we gonna have?
- Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
- What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
- Poison pizza.
- Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.