— Merlin! What are you doing?
— I'm like a swan. It seems I'm not doing anything but there's a lot of work going on underneath.
— You know, if Morgana doesn't kill you, I will.
— Threatening your king is treason, Merlin.
— How about threatening an ass?
— Heard that!
— Merlin, is there anything you are actually capable of doing?
— Putting up with you.
— You don't know how many times I've saved your life.
— If I ever become king I'll have you made you court jester.
When some things contradict each other, you should look at the opposite side of everything. And when the meanings behind the seemingly unnatural actions are made clear, a completely different answer might be reached…
It's lonely to be more powerful than any man you know and have to live like a shadow.
— Merlin, I've always known you were stupid, but not that stupid.
— No, really, I'm that stupid. And if you don't believe me, watch.
