I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet.
I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy... I'd have nothing to play with.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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