Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies... to make people feel like crap.
Ah. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like Thanksgiving at home.
— We're celebrating? Today was a disaster, and we got lucky.
— You're right. But when you get lucky, you celebrate.
Every day is a holiday,
When you're the reason to celebrate.
The holidays are an obligatory performance where families buy each other gifts and pretend everything is perfect.
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