I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
— You do know Elvis is dead?
— No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
...that a rocker is worth more dead than alive. Silly world, isn't it?
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
How could you choose between Bryan Ferry and David Bowie? They're gods.
I was beginning to realise this town had no luck. What happened to the days when guitarists were gods? Like my forefathers. Technology has crushed us... and robbed us of our culture. Turned us into machines.
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you’ll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun
Just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It’s the work that we avoid
And we’re all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day.
Ladies and gentlemen,
We understand that you
Have come tonight
To bear witness to the sound
Of drum And Bass
We regret to announce
That this is not the case,
As instead
We come tonight to bring you
The sonic recreation of the end of the world.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Prepare To hold Your Colour!
OK.
Fack it, I lied.
It's drum and bass.
What you gonna do?