Russians Quotes

— What are you majoring in?
— Russian literature and Slavic languages.
— Oh wow, that's pretty interesting.
— Yes.
— What career track is that?
— Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.

— Are you gangsters?
— No, we are Russians.

And as always, everything is pushed to the extreme: <...> They go to war singing, a wedding in tears and everything is taken seriously. All without exception.

— It is Russian?
— Yes.
— It explains everything.

— Where's Svetlana? Or should I say, the future Mrs. Kevin Rawley?
— She broke up with me.
<...>
— What happened
— I don't know. I'm still trying to make sense of it myself. We were having some street food outside a government building in Bulgaria and I said, ''Hey, you want to get married?'' And I took out a little piece of string and I tied the twine around her finger, and she just... She threw it on the ground and said no. Or nyet, 'cause she's Russian. She caught the next plane out of there. Adios, Kevin.

— What is that, vodka?
— Yeah.
— Are you Russian?
— Yeah.

Rachmaninoff is so hard. The guy must have had hands the size of trash can lids... You know? Stay away from the Russians. You know, enjoy them. Admire their passion. But, like, don't get obsessed with playing them.

Students officers, remember your mission is not provide you with bullets, bravery is patience. Patience in danger it is already the victory. The Russian soldier is courageous, stoic and patient. This is why it is invincible. Like... your Russian soldiers! Protect them! Good luck, cadets.

Russia's desire, this is what leads the country. As the steam engine England.

I came to help McCracken to accomplish this project. Why it was that the general looks a bit like me. But it seems doing nothing «some» in Russia.