— I don't wanna tell the world I deflowered Elena's brother.
— And deflowered and deflowered.
Preaching to the choir. Think of what little patience I have as your virginity. You always thought it would be there until that night when you were feeling down, and your pal, Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, he dropped by and he brought a copy of 'About Last Night' and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes. And... It was gone for ever. Just like my patience is now.
"Dad... I'm a virgin."
"Okay, go. Virgin... Liking Edward a little bit more now."
— You do like women?
— Very much so. They're strange and sensitive. They have compassion. I have the highest respect for women.
— You're a virgin!