If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the"Fuck you" signs in the world. It is impossible.
The only difference between my life and porn is my life has better lighting.
— Nurse, suction.
— The patient's not even here yet.
— I know.
— "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.
— No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive.
— Whoa... whoa... time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists.